Botox? Better! - Bochox Chocolate Bar - Funny!
'Confectioner Only Remedy. Keep out of reach of chocoholics'
All natural, kosher certified, premium designer dark chocolate bar.
These exotic high-design chocolate bars promises a finely balanced combination of delectable sense of humor and superior ingredients.
Active ingredient cocoa solids-55%
Bar size: 6" x 3" x 1/2"
On the box it reads:
"For relief from the symptoms of wrinkles and crow's feet.
Warning-May cause weight gain if used incorrectly.
Directions:Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned in the slightest about your wrinkles.
Important: This packet is protected by a tamper-evident paper wrap. If seal has been broken suspect everyone. Bochox can be habit forming.
Store below 72 degrees F.
Not to be taken seriously."