"Rescue" Emergency Chocolate - Funny!
'For Emergency Only'
All natural, kosher certified, premium designer milk chocolate bar.
These exotic high-design chocolate bars promises a finely balanced combination of delectable sense of humor and superior ingredients.
Net Wt. 3.5 oz(100 g) All natural premium milk chocolate (34% cocoa)
Bar size: 6" x 3" x 1/2"
On the box it reads:
"For immediate relief of: Chocolate Cravings, Lovesickness, Exam Pressure, Milk Anxiety and Extreme Hunger.
Directions for Use:Tear open wrapper, break off the desired dosage and consume. Alternatively massage into the affected area. Repeat dosage as required until finished. If symptoms persist consult your local confectioner."